biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Everything about him screamed your future.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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