This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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