wat bout pragnant strippers??
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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