I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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