Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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