Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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