Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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