He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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