marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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