He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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