Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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