you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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