He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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