your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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