Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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