But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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