did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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