Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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