She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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