omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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