So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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