haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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