Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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