its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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