I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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