ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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