question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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