Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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