i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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