He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Boobs are out for the taking
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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