Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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