im holly from the hills drunk
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
