I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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