I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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