doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Is it because I queefed?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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