Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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