fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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