Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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