yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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