smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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