We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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