there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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