So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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