Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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