So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sober January is a disaster.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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