Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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