So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
