Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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