Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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