defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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