Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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