dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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