there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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