whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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