I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I believe in your delicious
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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