Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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