I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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