My room smells like vodka and shame
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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