I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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