I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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