what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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