I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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