That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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